It is a period of Nextdoor.
Rebel React composers
Webpacking from a hidden base bundle,
have won their first A/B test
against the evil Galactic Angular.
During the Django,
Less spies managed to steal secret SCSS to the Internet's ultimate weapon, the GO STAR,
a Docker-composed space station
with enough power to destroy an entire EC2 instance.
Pursued by the Angular's sinister,
Princess Mocha Promise.race(s) home aboard the PostgreSQL,
custodian of the stolen CSRF token that can save her people and restore freedom to the Internet…